What kind of date are you? A quiz for guys by Ali Krupin aligator13@yahoo.com   How long was your longest relationship? one night a week a month 5 months one year two years three years Have you ever been in love? yes, I fall in love easily what does love mean? yes, and I'm still in love with her even though she broke my heart not yet every time I look into your eyes yeah, and we are still best friends I fall in and out of love very quickly What are you up to now? working for Teach America married and working in Utah trying to get my messed up life in order getting a 4.0 at Stanford University working for a computer company in New York still hanging out at the local college even though I graduated three years ago trying to sleep with everyone I see What type of music do you like to listen to? Dave Matthews British punk rock grunge music from my native land techno a capella Mozart What do you do in your spare time? study army training try and save the world playing my guitar apple picking play on my computer teaching the world to sing What did you study in school? American studies philosophy war studies economics art engineering didn’t finish school Which location is most like where you grew up? New York Boston California Maryland Manchester Denmark Scotland Do you drink? no, but I like watching others get drunk no, I’m not old enough so I won’t sure, I love going to frat parties I can always enjoy a good mixed drink or aged wine no, it’s against my religion it is my religion I enjoy a good beer at the local pub Are you a virgin? that’s very personal yes yes, but I have done everything else only had sex once I like to make love no, but I wish more women would sleep with me I get it on every night with a different girl What is your family life like? my father is an airplane pilot and my mother is a stewardess, you do the math my parents smoke up with me my parents are so close when they met they had the same last name my family life is just peachy my parents don’t speak English so they can’t relate to me my mother babies me my mother is very protective of me What is your best pick up line? "Wanna see my cool new dance moves?" "Would you mind if I put my hand on your chest?" "I’m not drunk, I always act this way." I don’t need one, the girls hit on me. I don’t have a line, I just look deep into their eyes "Hello lady!" "I want the sex, give me the sex." (Coding tricks stolen from the Which Royal Tenenbaums character are you? test - which of course was stolen from someone else.)